#38 - Housekeeper - $60 every other week
A very nice Salvadoran woman used to come to my one bedroom apartment to clean it every other Saturday morning. Shit hit the fan when that very nice woman, let’s call her Ana, started bringing her whole family along. The teenaged son and father bickering over the price of a Frappuccino was especially charming. What else? Watching an adorable five-year-old girl pick up your trail of sexy mystery messes from the night before isn’t exactly good for moral. Mine but most certainly hers.
Uhhh, this counts as shit I’ve wasted my money on because I am a poor person. :-(

