#36 - Voss Water - $40 for a case of 24
This entry is a tribute to the older gentleman (the VERY NICE, VERY SWEET - I can not stress this enough) who I dated for a month and then broke up with during the emergence of a latent panic attack in Palm Springs. (I’m doing better now. Thank you.)
I noticed a few cases of Voss Artisan Water in the corner of his place the first time I came over to visit (and judge his belongings). So many questions. For example - Is J.D. Rockefeller renting the right side of this duplex? Is this his video game collection? Does he own a bookshelf? Does he own a book?
I spend my money on stupid shit. Unfortunately, this does not afford me the luxury of dating someone with the same idiot-sensibilities. There is not enough room in even the world’s largest duplex for the both of us. :-(

