#24 - Flat Iron Steak Dinner, Medium Rare at Pete’s Cafe - $31 What a perfectly fine meal to enjoy after a long hard day of mining coal in the 1920s. You know who shouldn’t enjoy this meal? A woman (hahahaha. jk. notreallythough). By woman, I very specifically mean - goes by the christian name “Nadia Jean Bacon”, single mother of three absolutely gorgeous dogs, scratching 30 (30 is the new 60!*), could lose a “few” pounds but is still within her BMI but hey let’s not push it, blogs at 2am in the morning, just remembered she has a wedding to go to in less than a week, just googled “Maple Syrup Diet”. A Sunday consisting primarily of sleeping-in AND rigorous napping should not be rewarded with solid food and most certainly not a steak. Excuse me, I have to go look up the word “svelte” in the dictionary and act really surprised when the words “not you” stare back at me. (1. if you are reading this and you are not my therapist. whoops. sorry. too! much! information!  2. if you are reading this and you wrote this, stop lying about having a therapist and go find one on the internets. but first, go watch “Mission Impossible Raccoon” on Youtube. 3. if you are reading this and you are a guy, oh no no no. you should not be.  *http://www.guardian.co.uk/fact/2009/sep/28/30-is-the-new-60

#24 - Flat Iron Steak Dinner, Medium Rare at Pete’s Cafe - $31

What a perfectly fine meal to enjoy after a long hard day of mining coal in the 1920s. You know who shouldn’t enjoy this meal? A woman (hahahaha. jk. notreallythough).

By woman, I very specifically mean - goes by the christian name “Nadia Jean Bacon”, single mother of three absolutely gorgeous dogs, scratching 30 (30 is the new 60!*), could lose a “few” pounds but is still within her BMI but hey let’s not push it, blogs at 2am in the morning, just remembered she has a wedding to go to in less than a week, just googled “Maple Syrup Diet”.

A Sunday consisting primarily of sleeping-in AND rigorous napping should not be rewarded with solid food and most certainly not a steak. Excuse me, I have to go look up the word “svelte” in the dictionary and act really surprised when the words “not you” stare back at me.

(1. if you are reading this and you are not my therapist. whoops. sorry. too! much! information! 

2. if you are reading this and you wrote this, stop lying about having a therapist and go find one on the internets. but first, go watch “Mission Impossible Raccoon” on Youtube.

3. if you are reading this and you are a guy, oh no no no. you should not be. 

*http://www.guardian.co.uk/fact/2009/sep/28/30-is-the-new-60