#13 - Manicure I got this afternoon- $15 :-( I picked the wrong color and I was too wimpy to speak up and tell the lady. I’m going to have to go to ANOTHER salon tomorrow and get a polish change and have them refiled ($5). Look at this color, it’s one shade away from being White-Out. Why did I think that would be a good idea. It only accentuates my rugged sausage-y vienna fingers. The transvestite next to me had more delicate hands. Girls with hands like these do not fall in love. Move along boys, these hands are not worth holding. *Burden of Proof (if the photo isn’t enough) A guy once told me it was as if I had stuck only my hands into a time machine. :-( A liquor store attendant once asked me if I did a lot of “hands-on” manual labor. :-( 

#13 - Manicure I got this afternoon- $15

:-( I picked the wrong color and I was too wimpy to speak up and tell the lady. I’m going to have to go to ANOTHER salon tomorrow and get a polish change and have them refiled ($5). Look at this color, it’s one shade away from being White-Out. Why did I think that would be a good idea. It only accentuates my rugged sausage-y vienna fingers. The transvestite next to me had more delicate hands. Girls with hands like these do not fall in love.

Move along boys, these hands are not worth holding.

*Burden of Proof (if the photo isn’t enough)

A guy once told me it was as if I had stuck only my hands into a time machine. :-(

A liquor store attendant once asked me if I did a lot of “hands-on” manual labor. :-(